Jay: I love the fact ... you have never seen this show , have you?
Keira:no
Jay:No that's fine
Keira:I'm so sorry - it looks very good though - I was watching it backstage
Jay:Thank you very much
Keira:You have a good career ahead of you.

Jay:You have a biography and I'm dyslexic and you're dyslexic as well
Keira:Oh wow, there you go - dyslexics of the world unite
Jay:(to Ellen) Are you...
Keira:Are you dyslexic
Ellen:Alright. Yes.
Keira:Good, join us.

Keira:I couldn't really spell, I think my biggest words were marmalade and Wednesday
Jay:Marmalade and Wednesday
Keira:Yeah, they're pretty long
Jay:Well, Wednesday's not, Marmalade can be tricky.

(on the make up in pirates)

Keira:Also, you know the cleavage. I mean, I'm not particularly well endowed but they paint it in. They hired somebody to paint my cleavage in everyday. Which I thought was fantastic.
Jay:How do you get that job? Could you apply for that job?
Keira:Why? Do you want it?

Keira:It would take about 45 minutes a day. I really don't have a lot and yeah, she'd shade and paint.
Jay:It's paint? They don't use like Silly Putty or something?
Keira:No, well I had silicon bits as well
Jay:Silicon bits as well?
Keira:Yeah, yeah. They're a bit like chicken fillets really, you can hit people with them.